Jesus C. 1992-2010

Funeral services for Jesus C. will be this Saturday from 12:00pm to 1:00pm. Jesus was found dead last Tuesday in Japan, Tokyo. Jesus was attacked by a penguin when he took his family to a zoo in Japan. Witnesses said Jesus was feeding one of the penguins then the penguin jumped over the fence and attacked Jesus. We interviewed Jesus' sister and she said this, "I tried to pull the penguin off him but the penguin was too strong.''


Jesus will be buried in his home town Los Angeles. Jesus made a will and it said, ''I leave my house and belongings to my family. I leave all my money to my big brother Junior'' We asked the mother of Jesus how she felt of the death of her son and this is what her answer was, "I don't really care about him. I'm just going to go to Las Vegas and spend all my money.''

If you have any comments or need more information call 1-800-784-3102 or visit our web site www.deadpeople.com.