Nora Lautner

1997-6000

Hey, I'm Nora. I was born on the same day as my dad on January 6, 1997 in California. My parents are Said and Saloua. I have two brothers; one older and one younger. The oldest is Adam, and the youngest is Bilal. Both my parents were born in Morocco which I think is awesome. I am married to Taylor Lautner and I am very happy. I have four adopted children: Mariah, Zachariah, Amber, and Alexandria. (I don't necessarily remember my grandchildren's names.) I hope that I live to at least 4,003 years old.

During all my amazing years of living, I faced and lived through over twelve natural disasters and over thirty-seven so called "end of the world" times. I've gone sky diving, deep sea diving, I've found lost treasures in the Titanic, I've gone to Mars, I've gone indoor sky diving, I've gone bunji-jumping, I've acted in about seven different Star Wars films, I've met an alien…well actually three, I've been to the core of the earth, I've been inside of all the ancient Egyptian pyramids, I've been inside of all the ancient Aztec and Incan empire pyramid thingies, I've broken over 123 world records (including the oldest living person ever), and of course there are many more awesome things have happened in my ecstatic life.

I, Nora Lautner, hereby claim that my husband and me have ALL of our belongings be cremated with us in a giant bonfire and have the ashes dropped in all the volcanoes in Hawaii and Japan and in the oceans surrounding in Morocco. Some of the extra ashes I have decided will be eaten by sharks, bears, monkeys, camels, and beluga whales. The other extra ashes will be made into all types of jewelry, shoes, clothing, and will be given to all my living relatives.